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I just wuv Saturdays. Aunt Smeggs calls me up on the bed on saturdays. (She awso does this every week night at free in the morning subconsciouswy, and when I jump up there she gets mad at me and I say you cawled me up Aunt Smeggs...then she says "You're lyin King" and then I say "Aunt Smeggs how did you know I starred in the wion king?" and then she fawls asweep) I also wuv Saturdays cause it's when Gwrampa forgives me for what I did wast night. Well this is how it all started. So I was outside staring down Snickers (She was on the roof) and I was just ready to pounce and bite her head off (Cause she awlways does this weird breaving fing when I come around...it bugs me) so I was sitting there wike a good dog when awl of a sudden Fozzie (the stinky dog thats AWLWAYS SCARED) barks. Well...uhh...he was inside and I was out so I start running full speed to go to his rescue when awl of a sudden...WHAM..."what the hell was that?" (Sorry mama...it was just a heat of the moment fing) and I wook around and I am still outside even though I ran full speed ahead into the kitchen. It was wike an invisibowl force field stopped me from running. Gwrandma was worried about me (thats why I wuv her more than gwrampa) cause whatever that was hurt a wot. Gwrampa though was worried more about the big hole in the "invisibowl forcefield" that he now was cawling the screen door. I don't fink I have ever seen Gwrampa so mad before. I was just trying to rescue Fozzie...thats awl.... Well anyways that was my story for the night and why I wuv Saturdays. And awlso mama and papa usuawy call on Saturdays (hint hint)

I wuv you mama and papa
Kingston Maurie (a.k.a. The Wion King)