My Trip to Bwuuuue Waaaake

Weeeeell uhhh see I figure I might as well write a bwog just wike mama and papa. I fought everyone would wanna know what Kingston Maurie was up to also. I know in a few weeks my fame will surpass mama and papas. I'm stiwl a wittle mad at mama and papa for weaving me AGAIN (jerks). It's awright though...I get spoiled by Gwramma and Gwrampa and Auntie Winz and Aunt Smeggs enough to make up for it.

So uhh to take my mind off mama and papa weaving me (jerks), Gwramma and Gwrampa brought me to my favorite pwace in the whole wide world. Bwuuuue Waaaake. It was a week fuwl of adventure, and frowing the baseball, and going for walks, and swimming...and this time I showed aunt smeggs how to "ghost ride the whip". Why don't we just start wif the ride over. I got to ride in my crate wif my fur bwowing in the wind the whole time.



If you don't know me very well then you wouldn't know that I WUV my fur bwowing in the wind. But I do. Free and a hawlf hours of pure wind in my fur. When we got to Bwuuue Waaake it was dark outside but I still ran around and pwayed in the grass.

Sunday was the first day I went swimming. We went to the Robinsons pwace...which is definatewy my favorite. They have a dock and pwenty of water for me to go swimming in and pwenty of room for me to frowic in the grass. My weast favorite part vough is when I fewl in the water. I was on the dock and Aunt Smeggs was in the water wif my ball. Well if you know me I will do almost anyfing for my ball. So I got to the end of the dock and almost went in....but I waited a wittle bit and then finally I couldn't do it anymore... I jumped in off the dock...and then I sank...but popped back up and got my bawl of course.


The tuff part was trying to get back up. Aunt Smeggs saved me though.

Anover part that was so much fun was getting yummy breakfast every morning. (And mama and papa wonder how I gained 10 pounds while they were gone)

I am very good at pwaying catch...especuwy when it's sausage.

I also went intertubing...april foows...I just wanted gwrampa to get a picture of my good side.

The day Mr. Who died, Gwramma and Aunt Smeggs felt bad for me. So I got to pway extra chuck-it, swimm a wot and practice on my staying.



Once again I wanted Gwrampa to get a picture of my good side

This is a picture of me and Aunt Smeggs Weggs..She is telling me to stay...and weeeellll uhhh ...I am



But all the pwaying sure makes for a good sweep...in between my two aunties. They like to call me their ADT

Weeelll uhh I may be scary for those bad guys but I am awso a gentow giant when it comes to babies.

Although I don't have a picture of me riding in the golf cart, I did go for pwenty of rides. The last one the most memorable. I was riding wif Gwramma and Aunt Smeggs and was weaning my head out the side and I said "Aunt Smeggs watch me ghost ride the whip" And I jumped out of the golf cart, barrel rolled and got back up and ran next to the golf cart. It was so much fun. I fought I had to represent the west side and show everyone whats up.

The best ending to every day though was watching stars next to a fire. I saw 5 shooting stars and here is what I wished for

1. Mama and Papa will come home and never weave me again (jerks).

2. Mama and Papa will not go back a fird year

3. Sani-can (the ugwy white dog) will finawy stop herkin my gerkin

4. Mama and Papa will jump out and surprise me

5. Mama and Papa will come home and pway chuck-it wif me

and of couse awong with watching stars I wuved roasting marshmewwos and making s'mores


(Yes I am holding a roasting stick wif a marshmewwo at the end)


Weeell uhh thats the end of my bwuuuue waaake trip. Stay tuned for more stories from The Wife and Times of Kingston Maurie