Today I saw Aunt Smeg Wegs AND Aunt Winz. I wuv them bery much. I wuz so excited to see Aunt Winz that I went potty right after I saw her. I awlso bit Sanican in the head. She deeeeserrved it tho cuz she bit frew Aunt Winz's computer cord. Anyways that is it. I just wanted to say how much I wuv my aunties. And my gramma and grawmpa. And my momma and papa (jerks!). And sometimes I even wuv Sanican and stinky dog. I hate cats!
Wuv,
Kingston M.
P.S. Come home now Mama and Papa!
Wuv,
Kingston M.
P.S. Come home now Mama and Papa!
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I think it's time for Papa to assert himself. Kingston, how bad do you want us to come home at all over Christmas? Because I can just throw away our airline tickets and use the money for some other trip. Stop calling us jerks...that's not how you talk to the people who saved your life. Now you get some manners or I'm gonna pop your bottom when I get home.
Love
Poppa yo bottom Papa
P.S. Did you really pee all over the place?
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