Aunties

Today I saw Aunt Smeg Wegs AND Aunt Winz. I wuv them bery much. I wuz so excited to see Aunt Winz that I went potty right after I saw her. I awlso bit Sanican in the head. She deeeeserrved it tho cuz she bit frew Aunt Winz's computer cord. Anyways that is it. I just wanted to say how much I wuv my aunties. And my gramma and grawmpa. And my momma and papa (jerks!). And sometimes I even wuv Sanican and stinky dog. I hate cats!

Wuv,
Kingston M.

P.S. Come home now Mama and Papa!

oopsie daisies

I just wuv Saturdays. Aunt Smeggs calls me up on the bed on saturdays. (She awso does this every week night at free in the morning subconsciouswy, and when I jump up there she gets mad at me and I say you cawled me up Aunt Smeggs...then she says "You're lyin King" and then I say "Aunt Smeggs how did you know I starred in the wion king?" and then she fawls asweep) I also wuv Saturdays cause it's when Gwrampa forgives me for what I did wast night. Well this is how it all started. So I was outside staring down Snickers (She was on the roof) and I was just ready to pounce and bite her head off (Cause she awlways does this weird breaving fing when I come around...it bugs me) so I was sitting there wike a good dog when awl of a sudden Fozzie (the stinky dog thats AWLWAYS SCARED) barks. Well...uhh...he was inside and I was out so I start running full speed to go to his rescue when awl of a sudden...WHAM..."what the hell was that?" (Sorry mama...it was just a heat of the moment fing) and I wook around and I am still outside even though I ran full speed ahead into the kitchen. It was wike an invisibowl force field stopped me from running. Gwrandma was worried about me (thats why I wuv her more than gwrampa) cause whatever that was hurt a wot. Gwrampa though was worried more about the big hole in the "invisibowl forcefield" that he now was cawling the screen door. I don't fink I have ever seen Gwrampa so mad before. I was just trying to rescue Fozzie...thats awl.... Well anyways that was my story for the night and why I wuv Saturdays. And awlso mama and papa usuawy call on Saturdays (hint hint)

I wuv you mama and papa
Kingston Maurie (a.k.a. The Wion King)

Mama and Papa where are you?

I'm actwually getting mad at mama and papa (jerks) for not weaving me any comments. I am writing this for vem. No more bwogs til I get comments!

Your wuving and kareing son,
Kingston M.

R.I.P Mr. Who

My day at camp

So uhh I forgot to write about my first and wast day at camp. So Aunt Winz thought she could foohwl me when mama and papa weft (jerks) and make me fink that they didn't and brought me to camp. Wittle did she know that I knew all awong. That isnt the point tho. I fink my other favorite pwace to go besides bwwwuuueee wakkeee is camp. Wet me tell you a wittle about my day.

First, Aunt Winz wet me ride in her new car all the way to camp, I really wuv her new car! When I got to camp I met about 7 kids. Aunt Winz told them rules that they had to follow wif me, but she didn't hear me tell all ov them to not follow rules and that she wuz just herkin' their gerkin. I fink I have two favorite new frienz from camp, Awex and Iris. They took me to PE where I got to run wif them around DTP, I fink it stands for Duck Toiwet Pond. Then I went on a hike in outdoors where I chased two squirrels. The kids told me to keep my eyes open for the hobos and coyotes that wiv in the woods, I didn't see any though. Then during snack time kidz kept feeding me snacks when Aunt Winz wasn't wooking. I fink I have a new found wuv for carwwots. I fink my eyes can see better because I ate so many of em.

Anyways so my buddy Awex and I ate wunch together and he told all of the kids that I was his weindeer. I always thought I had part weindeer in me, that Awex is one smart cookie. Awex also frew grapes for me. One time he put the grapes in my chuck it and frew it that way. That was a wot of fun.

Well I gotta go now. Just fought you would want to hear about my day at camp. Hi Mama and Papa!

My Trip to Bwuuuue Waaaake

Weeeeell uhhh see I figure I might as well write a bwog just wike mama and papa. I fought everyone would wanna know what Kingston Maurie was up to also. I know in a few weeks my fame will surpass mama and papas. I'm stiwl a wittle mad at mama and papa for weaving me AGAIN (jerks). It's awright though...I get spoiled by Gwramma and Gwrampa and Auntie Winz and Aunt Smeggs enough to make up for it.

So uhh to take my mind off mama and papa weaving me (jerks), Gwramma and Gwrampa brought me to my favorite pwace in the whole wide world. Bwuuuue Waaaake. It was a week fuwl of adventure, and frowing the baseball, and going for walks, and swimming...and this time I showed aunt smeggs how to "ghost ride the whip". Why don't we just start wif the ride over. I got to ride in my crate wif my fur bwowing in the wind the whole time.



If you don't know me very well then you wouldn't know that I WUV my fur bwowing in the wind. But I do. Free and a hawlf hours of pure wind in my fur. When we got to Bwuuue Waaake it was dark outside but I still ran around and pwayed in the grass.

Sunday was the first day I went swimming. We went to the Robinsons pwace...which is definatewy my favorite. They have a dock and pwenty of water for me to go swimming in and pwenty of room for me to frowic in the grass. My weast favorite part vough is when I fewl in the water. I was on the dock and Aunt Smeggs was in the water wif my ball. Well if you know me I will do almost anyfing for my ball. So I got to the end of the dock and almost went in....but I waited a wittle bit and then finally I couldn't do it anymore... I jumped in off the dock...and then I sank...but popped back up and got my bawl of course.


The tuff part was trying to get back up. Aunt Smeggs saved me though.

Anover part that was so much fun was getting yummy breakfast every morning. (And mama and papa wonder how I gained 10 pounds while they were gone)

I am very good at pwaying catch...especuwy when it's sausage.

I also went intertubing...april foows...I just wanted gwrampa to get a picture of my good side.

The day Mr. Who died, Gwramma and Aunt Smeggs felt bad for me. So I got to pway extra chuck-it, swimm a wot and practice on my staying.



Once again I wanted Gwrampa to get a picture of my good side

This is a picture of me and Aunt Smeggs Weggs..She is telling me to stay...and weeeellll uhhh ...I am



But all the pwaying sure makes for a good sweep...in between my two aunties. They like to call me their ADT

Weeelll uhh I may be scary for those bad guys but I am awso a gentow giant when it comes to babies.

Although I don't have a picture of me riding in the golf cart, I did go for pwenty of rides. The last one the most memorable. I was riding wif Gwramma and Aunt Smeggs and was weaning my head out the side and I said "Aunt Smeggs watch me ghost ride the whip" And I jumped out of the golf cart, barrel rolled and got back up and ran next to the golf cart. It was so much fun. I fought I had to represent the west side and show everyone whats up.

The best ending to every day though was watching stars next to a fire. I saw 5 shooting stars and here is what I wished for

1. Mama and Papa will come home and never weave me again (jerks).

2. Mama and Papa will not go back a fird year

3. Sani-can (the ugwy white dog) will finawy stop herkin my gerkin

4. Mama and Papa will jump out and surprise me

5. Mama and Papa will come home and pway chuck-it wif me

and of couse awong with watching stars I wuved roasting marshmewwos and making s'mores


(Yes I am holding a roasting stick wif a marshmewwo at the end)


Weeell uhh thats the end of my bwuuuue waaake trip. Stay tuned for more stories from The Wife and Times of Kingston Maurie