My new sister

So I have decided that Sanican is no longer an auntie, but instead she is now my sister. Here are some concrete details as to why I have now decided to call her my sister.
1. I wiv wif her just like my papa wived with my aunties
2. I pick on her wike a sister, but it's just broverly luv
3. I am older than her and that is weird for me to call her my auntie if she is younger
4. She sticks her head in my mouf and I don't wet just anyone do that
5. I wuv her lots so she is my sister
6. I share my bubbles wif her
7. I share my room wif her when gramma and grampa weave
8. Since I no wonger have Mr. Who I need a sibwing, you don't want to raise a spoiled brat of an only child would you?

That is all the reasons I can think of right now, but with this being said, my final thoughts are this...listen closely mama and papa...if I get to move back in wif you when you come home then Sanican is coming wif me. If you don't wike this then I'm sorry I'm going to have to wiv wif my aunties then because they said this was okay wif them. Sanican wuvs you wots, not as much as me, but she wuvs you guys wots and is very excited to be my sister I cannot wet her down and weave her. Anyways I wuv you bofe very much and miss you. Sanican and I cannot wait to see you!

Wuv,
Your favorite son!

RIP Mr. Who

Bubbowls!!!

SO the uffer day Aunt Smeggs was moving out of the house to go back to skool and she was putting some stuff on the table and she found this bottle of bubbowls...the kind you bwow and they pop. Well...wittle did she know I WUV bubbowls. OH my gosh..they are so fricken cool!! Anyways she started bwowing them and I pwayed with them and bit then and chomped them..but then I needed some water cause they didnt taste very well...anyways that was my story..theres a picture of me and sanican pwaying wif them to go awong with the story. I miss you mama and papa my bottom...

Kingston Maurie

Happy birfday mama

So yesterday was my mama's birfday. Everyone say happy birfday to my mama! I made a cake for her and ate all of it for her. Actuawy I wanted to send it to her in africa but grandpa and gramma and my aunties said i cant, that is why i hate them right now. Actuawy I fink I'm just going thru my terrible 2s. Or maybe i'm not a bad dog at all and i just wiv wif mean people that don't luv me so maybe my mama and papa should just come home...and maybe they should just come home now! Actuawy maybe im just mad because aunt smeg wegs is weaving soon for school and i'm going to miss her wike i miss my mama....and sometimes papa. Actuawy maybe i'm just mad because my other auntie is so busy with schooooooooool (i hate schools, they take everyone from me) that she doesn't spend time wif me anymore. Actuawy maybe i'm just cranky.

Cheeeeeessseee!

So I fink mama and papa wike wooking at me, so I went fru aunt winzy's wap top and found my favorite pictures of myself so mama and papa can wook at me. I hope you wuv vem mama and papa!

This is me sticking my head out of the window because I want to go for a ride.

This is me pwaying wif uncle Jim. I actually jumped out to him!

Oh ya know just anover picture of my good side

I fought this one shows the half bwack in me pretty well.

Yup me and Sanican, she fowwows me wherever I go

I can be very proper if I want to be...see mama and papa I'm a good dog, so come home to me!

Whoops, how did this one get in there? Well this was when I accidentawy got into the garbage, Aunt Winz was not happy about this one. Almost not as happy as the time I ate the entire package of oreos, or the box of uncooked hamburger helper noodles or the time...actuawwy I fink I have some more pictures to show you...

This is my mama and papa with my broffers and sisters, can you beweave they visited my rewatives wifout me?

And this is my broffer that my mama and papa visited

And this is my other broffer

Well that is all for my favorite pictures of me. I hoped you wiked them mama and papa. Wuv you!

Wuv,

Your son who wives miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away, come home!

P.S. RIP Mr. Who

Pop my bottom???

Papa,

What are you going to pop my bottom with? A needle?

Aunties

Today I saw Aunt Smeg Wegs AND Aunt Winz. I wuv them bery much. I wuz so excited to see Aunt Winz that I went potty right after I saw her. I awlso bit Sanican in the head. She deeeeserrved it tho cuz she bit frew Aunt Winz's computer cord. Anyways that is it. I just wanted to say how much I wuv my aunties. And my gramma and grawmpa. And my momma and papa (jerks!). And sometimes I even wuv Sanican and stinky dog. I hate cats!

Wuv,
Kingston M.

P.S. Come home now Mama and Papa!

oopsie daisies

I just wuv Saturdays. Aunt Smeggs calls me up on the bed on saturdays. (She awso does this every week night at free in the morning subconsciouswy, and when I jump up there she gets mad at me and I say you cawled me up Aunt Smeggs...then she says "You're lyin King" and then I say "Aunt Smeggs how did you know I starred in the wion king?" and then she fawls asweep) I also wuv Saturdays cause it's when Gwrampa forgives me for what I did wast night. Well this is how it all started. So I was outside staring down Snickers (She was on the roof) and I was just ready to pounce and bite her head off (Cause she awlways does this weird breaving fing when I come around...it bugs me) so I was sitting there wike a good dog when awl of a sudden Fozzie (the stinky dog thats AWLWAYS SCARED) barks. Well...uhh...he was inside and I was out so I start running full speed to go to his rescue when awl of a sudden...WHAM..."what the hell was that?" (Sorry mama...it was just a heat of the moment fing) and I wook around and I am still outside even though I ran full speed ahead into the kitchen. It was wike an invisibowl force field stopped me from running. Gwrandma was worried about me (thats why I wuv her more than gwrampa) cause whatever that was hurt a wot. Gwrampa though was worried more about the big hole in the "invisibowl forcefield" that he now was cawling the screen door. I don't fink I have ever seen Gwrampa so mad before. I was just trying to rescue Fozzie...thats awl.... Well anyways that was my story for the night and why I wuv Saturdays. And awlso mama and papa usuawy call on Saturdays (hint hint)

I wuv you mama and papa
Kingston Maurie (a.k.a. The Wion King)