thats bull shih t

Yes...thats exactly right...I went for a walk today wif my wonderful aunt smegg weggs and because it was rather wet and cold, sannican had her bwack and pink fwuffy shirt on. Well uh...this attracted the attention of another wonderful dog walker who stopped to admire my handsomeness and also inquire about that ugwy white fwuffy fing. So Aunt Smegg Weggs said she was a maltipoo and he said his dog was a bull terrier and a Shih Tzu mix....now if you have ever seen dumb and dumber, you would have already noticed the hiwarity of that breed of dog...its kinda wike breeding a bull dog and shih tzu. Anyways...if you haven't gotten my joke yet..the dog was a bull shih t. Anyways...after that part of my walk, we decided to keep going but ugwy white dog was being a brat and didn't want to walk "because my paws are wet Kingston" so we turned around and came home...only to find out the real reason sannican couldn't walk...she had to go potty and didn't want to do it in pubwic...she has a fear of pubwic restrooms. Anyways all else is gwreat here at gwrammas pwace. Miss you mama and papa.

Wuv,

Kingston M.

Sandy's in heat

...nuff said..

Kingston M.

I wuv gwramma the most...ha ha beat her forever!

So, I uhh reuhwized that no one wuvs me (except Gwramma) . They wike to send me on these rower (roller) coaster twrips. Take mama and papa for instance. The save my wife, then they fwy to africa. Then they come home...and I get excited...then they weave again...and so on. So my auntie Winz comes in and saves me when mama and papa weave but then I get moved to Gwrammas house...and aunt winz weaves me..but sometimes comes back..but always weaves again. Aunt Smegg weggs...she comes home sometimes for months at a time..but always weaves again. But there is one person who hasn't. And that is my Gwramma. And I wuv Gwramma soooo much now. She even takes me on walks sometimes (cause she knows I wuv them). She feeds me...and wets me pway wif sannican and bite her...and chomp her. And she always wets me give her big kisses. Sometimes on the weekends she wets me jump on the bed wif her. (mama and papa, you can skip this next sentence) And she always gives me treats. Anyways...I wuv gwramma...and thats all I wanted to say...

Wuv,

Kingston Maurie (Gwrammas Favorite Grandchild)

Wack-a-sannican

Well uh..Have you ever pwayed wack-a-mole? Well I wike to pway wack-a-sannican. She hides in between the recwiner and the table and then runs out and I wike to wack her wif my paw and then she runs backwards back into her hiding spot. Then she comes out again and I wack her again and she hides... this goes on for about 5 minutes until she runs on the other side of the recwiner and I can't wack her anymore. Anyways I fink I'm writing so many bwogs cause I just want to wet everyone know that mama and papa are coming home in 41 hours and 17 minutes...and I'm so freakin excited.

Wuv you mama and papa

Your wuving son
Kingston M.

Guess what?

Aunt Smeggs walked in wif a bag of how-o-peen-yo chips...you know what that means?!?! Papa's coming home....mama better be wif him...

Can't a bruvver get some sweep?

Well uh... I decided that wast night I would sweep in gwrammas room cuz..well uh..aunt winz moved out, and now I'm a wittle wonewy in the room by myself. So Gwramma sets up my bed all nice for me and I way down trying to get comfy and go to sweep. Well that wasn't gonna happen anytime soon. Sannican was so excited for me to be sweeping in the same room that she couldn't sweep. I sometimes have that effect on people and fings wike sannican. So as I was waying down she wanted to come pway wif me and she wanted food and she just kept getting up all night wong...she was so distracted...and awso..she is a brat. She gets up and down all night wong, so Fozzie (scaredy dog) goes up and ways by gwrammas head cuz he wikes to snuggle (hmm..) but then sandy goes and lays down up by gwrammas head, but everytime she does it, she sits on fozzie so he freaks out and gets up and weaves...it happens every night. So I finawy fall asweep and well uh...sometimes I snore...so stupid sannican decides to go and stand at the end of gwrammas bed and just stare at me...man...that was pretty scary when I woke up. She was just staring at me. Stupid sannican. Anyways just fought I would wet you all know how I've been..and how stupid sannican is doing.

Wuv you mama and papa,

Kingstom M.

R.I.P. Mr. Who

Happy Thanksgiving!!

I think its nice to take a day out of each year and remember the things you are thankful for. Why not take this same day to eat a bite of food for each thing your thankful for. I wike to call it giving thanks day and I wike to have it on the 4th thursday of November. I have found the trend picking up quite quickwy. Well uh I think I'm gonna write down all the things I'm thankful for.

1. Mama and Papa for saving my wife
2. My new fur fur furminator for helping me wose 2 pounds.
3. Giving thanks day for helping me gain 2 pounds squared (Aunt smeggs has been teaching me some math...I thought it sounded better than 4 pounds)
4. My Aunties for all the wuv they give me.
5. Gwramma for always remembering to feed me
6. Aunt winzy for wetting me sweep on her bed wif her the past month
7. Gwramma for making a wondeful thanksgiving dinner
8. my aunties for putting a piece of turkey, gravy, part of a roll, stuffing, corn, mashed potatoes and cranberries in my dinner tonight...oh don't forget the gwucosamine.
9. Sannican for always scratching my tummy.
10. My new fur fur furminator for making my coat shiny and new
11. Stupid sannican for providing entertainment all day wong.
12. Mama and Papa for always calling to talk to me
13. Mama and Papa for choosing to come home and see me for Christmas
14. Scooby Snacks...of course
15. Bwuuuuuuue Wake
16. My chuck-it
17. My entire famiwy because they all wove me so much

Well I fink thats it for now. Don't worry Mama and Papa, I ate enough Thanksgiving for all free of us.

I wuv you Mama and Papa,
Kingston