thats bull shih t

Yes...thats exactly right...I went for a walk today wif my wonderful aunt smegg weggs and because it was rather wet and cold, sannican had her bwack and pink fwuffy shirt on. Well uh...this attracted the attention of another wonderful dog walker who stopped to admire my handsomeness and also inquire about that ugwy white fwuffy fing. So Aunt Smegg Weggs said she was a maltipoo and he said his dog was a bull terrier and a Shih Tzu mix....now if you have ever seen dumb and dumber, you would have already noticed the hiwarity of that breed of dog...its kinda wike breeding a bull dog and shih tzu. Anyways...if you haven't gotten my joke yet..the dog was a bull shih t. Anyways...after that part of my walk, we decided to keep going but ugwy white dog was being a brat and didn't want to walk "because my paws are wet Kingston" so we turned around and came home...only to find out the real reason sannican couldn't walk...she had to go potty and didn't want to do it in pubwic...she has a fear of pubwic restrooms. Anyways all else is gwreat here at gwrammas pwace. Miss you mama and papa.

Wuv,

Kingston M.