So uhhh i have decided to try out a new profession...guard dogging! There have been a few occasions wately where I have needed to be ferocious (wike the wion that I am) to scare away a few people at the door wate at night. Gramma says how proud of me she is every time I do this, so I fink I might try it as a new profession. This does mean I have to change a few of my daywee rituals tho. From now on I have opted out of sweeping on mama and papas bed and instead I sneak out and sweep by the door each night. Gramma doesn't even make me.
Aunt Smeggs and Aunt Winz are helping me train. Sometimes they pway weird noises on the computer or I see dogs on tv that look like they're in the house and I sometimes hav false awarms. The other day gramma and aunt smeggs were watching the dog show and I swear one of the dogs jumped out of the tv and tried to get my gramma. So I ran full speed from the other end of the house to get the dog in the room, but I wasn't quick enough, by the time I made it to the rec room it jumped back into the tv. It must have seen me coming after him. I stood at the tv and barked at him and wet him know there would be no more of that nonsense and to weave my girls awone!
I did have a real false awarm though. Aunt Winz was pwaying a video of me barking and I accidentawee fought it was another dog....that's why I say I'm a guard dog in training. Anyways maybe after I get good enough I can eventuawee go from guard dog to wion dog. I mean, wook at me, I really think I look wike a wion.
Can you tell what one is me?
