Hawwoween with the dogs

So I've heard I have become pretty famous over in Africa. I knew it would happen one day. Anyways...well lets see...nuffin to exciting has been happening watewey....just the norm...you know..dumb dumb pwaying awl day wong...fozzie gettin scared at gwramma cheerin for the seahawks...and of course..me being the best dog in the whole wide world. Anyways wet me tell you a wittle bit about hawwoween. Well Gwramma got everyone cool new costumes...wuckiwy for me, petco didn't have costumes in my size. Unwuckiwy for me though, gwramma found my superdog costume. Aunt Smeggs awso brought her camera home. You can tell how upset I was over the whole situation. Anyways Sannican got a "cupid" costume. Here's her costume

But when gwramma found my costume, she awso found fozzies old devil costume. It didn't fit him very well..it was a wittle too big...weird though..it fits sannican perfectwy

If you are wondering what I'm doing, I am actuawy trying to figure out the best way to chomp on her...Sometimes when she has this costume on, I wike to bite the horns and pull back to strangle her. only for a little bit. I awso wike to bite the back of her cape and pull forward. Its pretty funny to watch her try and get out. Anyways...when she has this costume on..she get a wittle frustrated because she can't walk, cause she always steps on her cape...so this next picture was an example of how she gets it off...wet me remind you that at the beginning of the flash her costume was all the way on...by the end of the flash this is what she looked like

Anyways ...enough of dumb dumb...Fozzie awso got dressed up...as a football pwayer...good thing it was onwy hawwoween....if he were ever a real footbawl pwayer he'd probabwy be dead by now...or running off the field and never stopping..scaredy dog.

This picture was mid bark...cause he barks so much cause he's awlways scared. Anyways I fink I might take a break from this writing to watch the rest of the seahawks game...its tied and in overtime..pretty sure fozzie is about to pee his fur because gwramma keeps yewwing...anyways I'll be back...


Kingston has officowy been hacked...by me...sannican. Anyways...well...I wanted to tell everyone about ME...my name is Sandy, otherwise known as Sannican by that big brown thing...he's my favorite. Ummm....well...I fink I will tell you what it is wike to wive in the wife of sannican.

midnight: Time for my midnight snack...jump down from the bed, get food, then wine until mommy wakes up and puts you on the bed.

1 am: bad dream..time to wake mommy up

free am: I have to go potty now! Wake up mommy

four firty: Winzy wakes up, which means kingston wakes up and we are reunited..I wuv it

four forty five: time for my morning sprints up and down the house

four fifty five: Keep away from mommy so I am not wocked up...

5:01-I'm wocked up for eternity..but communication wif kingston is still possibow...frew scratching at the door

8am-I have to go potty
8:01-not anymore!

uhh...

noon: I'm hungry

12:15 Time for my afternoon nap

two firty: I have to go potty again...

two firty one-Time for my after afternoon nap

five firty: MOMMIES HOME!!! My favorite part of the day..cause I awso get reunite wif kingston..we get frown outside though..until about five forty five...it's pointwess to put us out though...cause mommy doesn't know I went potty five minutes before she got home

Five forty Five: Time to pway for all the time I missed while wocked up for eternity. This incwudes Basketball...pwaying wif the growler (fozzie)...chewing on various objects found on the fwoor...my favorite being winzy's shoes...her new high heels are my favorite.

7 pm-DInner time...if mom remembers...

7:15...I have to go potty..

8-more pwaying...need to get in as much as possibow before being wocked up tomorrow

9:45-nite nite dub dub time...whenever I hear this I immediatly get VERY tired

ten firty-after scratching and bunching for the last forty five minutes, I have finaway made my bed

Ten firty five-I'm hungry..I fink I will go get some food

10:50-mommy I need back up

11:30-hmm..I fink I want to pway...with my squeaky bone

12-I'm hungry..time for midnight snack again..

thats it! Any questions?

HEY...Sannican what do you fink you're doing?!?! I'm a wittle mad right now because the seahawks wost in over time...this is ridiculous. ANyways I could easiwy erase every fing sannican just wrote, but I fought you might want to see how stupid she is. Anyways I fink I am gonna go...Aunt Smeggs is about to weave and I need to give her my best puppy dog eyes so she will give me a bag of Top Ramen..it's my favorite...Wike Papa wike son...

I miss you mama and papa

Kingston Maurie