So I have decided that Sanican is no longer an auntie, but instead she is now my sister. Here are some concrete details as to why I have now decided to call her my sister.
1. I wiv wif her just like my papa wived with my aunties
2. I pick on her wike a sister, but it's just broverly luv
3. I am older than her and that is weird for me to call her my auntie if she is younger
4. She sticks her head in my mouf and I don't wet just anyone do that
5. I wuv her lots so she is my sister
6. I share my bubbles wif her
7. I share my room wif her when gramma and grampa weave
8. Since I no wonger have Mr. Who I need a sibwing, you don't want to raise a spoiled brat of an only child would you?
That is all the reasons I can think of right now, but with this being said, my final thoughts are this...listen closely mama and papa...if I get to move back in wif you when you come home then Sanican is coming wif me. If you don't wike this then I'm sorry I'm going to have to wiv wif my aunties then because they said this was okay wif them. Sanican wuvs you wots, not as much as me, but she wuvs you guys wots and is very excited to be my sister I cannot wet her down and weave her. Anyways I wuv you bofe very much and miss you. Sanican and I cannot wait to see you!
Wuv,
Your favorite son!
RIP Mr. Who
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2 comments:
Kingston
It's not happening. Sanican can come visit. And what happened to your "l's". I thought you pronounced those with a "w"? Is your lisp going away? Anyways, sorry but we say no. We won't have a dog that thinks going potty in the house is okay. You can visit her as often as you'd like when we get back.
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Mom and Dad
King - Are you going to dress up for Halloween? Where's your next blog?? We're waiting!
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