I think its nice to take a day out of each year and remember the things you are thankful for. Why not take this same day to eat a bite of food for each thing your thankful for. I wike to call it giving thanks day and I wike to have it on the 4th thursday of November. I have found the trend picking up quite quickwy. Well uh I think I'm gonna write down all the things I'm thankful for.
1. Mama and Papa for saving my wife
2. My new fur fur furminator for helping me wose 2 pounds.
3. Giving thanks day for helping me gain 2 pounds squared (Aunt smeggs has been teaching me some math...I thought it sounded better than 4 pounds)
4. My Aunties for all the wuv they give me.
5. Gwramma for always remembering to feed me
6. Aunt winzy for wetting me sweep on her bed wif her the past month
7. Gwramma for making a wondeful thanksgiving dinner
8. my aunties for putting a piece of turkey, gravy, part of a roll, stuffing, corn, mashed potatoes and cranberries in my dinner tonight...oh don't forget the gwucosamine.
9. Sannican for always scratching my tummy.
10. My new fur fur furminator for making my coat shiny and new
11. Stupid sannican for providing entertainment all day wong.
12. Mama and Papa for always calling to talk to me
13. Mama and Papa for choosing to come home and see me for Christmas
14. Scooby Snacks...of course
15. Bwuuuuuuue Wake
16. My chuck-it
17. My entire famiwy because they all wove me so much
Well I fink thats it for now. Don't worry Mama and Papa, I ate enough Thanksgiving for all free of us.
I wuv you Mama and Papa,
Kingston
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
I am thee new Kingston M. "Furminator" Swater
Aww man I cannot tell you uhh how much I wuv this new brush gramma got for me, her favorite grandson. It's uh called a fur fur furminator. It's actuawy called a furminator, but I wike adding the extra furs because it sounds coower when I say it wike that. Anyways this thing is the best fing since scooby roo snacks.
So here's how my first fur fur furminating experience went. Aunt Winz started to brush me, and I felt wike I was in heaven. I actuawy fell asweep about four times while she was doing it. When I woke up I was on the kitchen fwoor with a huge pile of my fur next to me. I fought for a second Aunt Winz was herkin my gerkin, I was afraid I might be shaved or possibwy red white and bwue wike Sanican once was. But I wasn't. I gwanced at my back end (wike I did that one time I ate half the bag of doggie treats papa) and my hair was still there. Anyways I decided that I need not worry so I went back to sweep because the fur fur furminator felt so freakin good.
Aunt Winz furminated me for about an hour and she ended up filling 2 grocery bags full of my fur. I am now the silkiest puppy you will ever meet. The only possible way I can get any silkier is if I eat an entire box of scooby roo snacks because they're good for my coat. I cannot wait for my mama and papa to come home because they can even feel for themselves. I am wike a whole new dog after this fur fur furminator. It really is unbewievable. I will try and post pictures but Aunt Winz took em' wif her new phone and she needs to downwoad the software for them to woad. You can't really tell the difference by wooking though, you have to feel me. So mama and papa why don't you just come home earwee. Aunt Winz is so impressed by my new fur that she says she will even wet me ride in her new car! I reawwy cannot wait for everyone to pet me.
Anyways I hope everyone else out there with old yucky hair is as fortunate as me to get a fur fur furminator. It reawwy is worf the money, it even works on kitties! Anyways I'm off to sneak some scooby roo snacks to make my coat even shinier. I wuv the furminator!!!!
Wuv,
Kingston M. "Furminator" Swater
So here's how my first fur fur furminating experience went. Aunt Winz started to brush me, and I felt wike I was in heaven. I actuawy fell asweep about four times while she was doing it. When I woke up I was on the kitchen fwoor with a huge pile of my fur next to me. I fought for a second Aunt Winz was herkin my gerkin, I was afraid I might be shaved or possibwy red white and bwue wike Sanican once was. But I wasn't. I gwanced at my back end (wike I did that one time I ate half the bag of doggie treats papa) and my hair was still there. Anyways I decided that I need not worry so I went back to sweep because the fur fur furminator felt so freakin good.
Aunt Winz furminated me for about an hour and she ended up filling 2 grocery bags full of my fur. I am now the silkiest puppy you will ever meet. The only possible way I can get any silkier is if I eat an entire box of scooby roo snacks because they're good for my coat. I cannot wait for my mama and papa to come home because they can even feel for themselves. I am wike a whole new dog after this fur fur furminator. It really is unbewievable. I will try and post pictures but Aunt Winz took em' wif her new phone and she needs to downwoad the software for them to woad. You can't really tell the difference by wooking though, you have to feel me. So mama and papa why don't you just come home earwee. Aunt Winz is so impressed by my new fur that she says she will even wet me ride in her new car! I reawwy cannot wait for everyone to pet me.
Anyways I hope everyone else out there with old yucky hair is as fortunate as me to get a fur fur furminator. It reawwy is worf the money, it even works on kitties! Anyways I'm off to sneak some scooby roo snacks to make my coat even shinier. I wuv the furminator!!!!
Wuv,
Kingston M. "Furminator" Swater
Sunday, November 4, 2007
Hawwoween with the dogs
So I've heard I have become pretty famous over in Africa. I knew it would happen one day. Anyways...well lets see...nuffin to exciting has been happening watewey....just the norm...you know..dumb dumb pwaying awl day wong...fozzie gettin scared at gwramma cheerin for the seahawks...and of course..me being the best dog in the whole wide world. Anyways wet me tell you a wittle bit about hawwoween. Well Gwramma got everyone cool new costumes...wuckiwy for me, petco didn't have costumes in my size. Unwuckiwy for me though, gwramma found my superdog costume. 
Aunt Smeggs awso brought her camera home. You can tell how upset I was over the whole situation. Anyways Sannican got a "cupid" costume. Here's her costume
But when gwramma found my costume, she awso found fozzies old devil costume. It didn't fit him very well..it was a wittle too big...weird though..it fits sannican perfectwy
If you are wondering what I'm doing, I am actuawy trying to figure out the best way to chomp on her...Sometimes when she has this costume on, I wike to bite the horns and pull back to strangle her. only for a little bit. I awso wike to bite the back of her cape and pull forward. Its pretty funny to watch her try and get out. Anyways...when she has this costume on..she get a wittle frustrated because she can't walk, cause she always steps on her cape...so this next picture was an example of how she gets it off...wet me remind you that at the beginning of the flash her costume was all the way on...by the end of the flash this is what she looked like
Anyways ...enough of dumb dumb...Fozzie awso got dressed up...as a football pwayer...good thing it was onwy hawwoween....if he were ever a real footbawl pwayer he'd probabwy be dead by now...or running off the field and never stopping..scaredy dog.
This picture was mid bark...cause he barks so much cause he's awlways scared. Anyways I fink I might take a break from this writing to watch the rest of the seahawks game...its tied and in overtime..pretty sure fozzie is about to pee his fur because gwramma keeps yewwing...anyways I'll be back...
Kingston has officowy been hacked...by me...sannican. Anyways...well...I wanted to tell everyone about ME...my name is Sandy, otherwise known as Sannican by that big brown thing...he's my favorite. Ummm....well...I fink I will tell you what it is wike to wive in the wife of sannican.
midnight: Time for my midnight snack...jump down from the bed, get food, then wine until mommy wakes up and puts you on the bed.
1 am: bad dream..time to wake mommy up
free am: I have to go potty now! Wake up mommy
four firty: Winzy wakes up, which means kingston wakes up and we are reunited..I wuv it
four forty five: time for my morning sprints up and down the house
four fifty five: Keep away from mommy so I am not wocked up...
5:01-I'm wocked up for eternity..but communication wif kingston is still possibow...frew scratching at the door
8am-I have to go potty
8:01-not anymore!
uhh...
noon: I'm hungry
12:15 Time for my afternoon nap
two firty: I have to go potty again...
two firty one-Time for my after afternoon nap
five firty: MOMMIES HOME!!! My favorite part of the day..cause I awso get reunite wif kingston..we get frown outside though..until about five forty five...it's pointwess to put us out though...cause mommy doesn't know I went potty five minutes before she got home
Five forty Five: Time to pway for all the time I missed while wocked up for eternity. This incwudes Basketball...pwaying wif the growler (fozzie)...chewing on various objects found on the fwoor...my favorite being winzy's shoes...her new high heels are my favorite.
7 pm-DInner time...if mom remembers...
7:15...I have to go potty..
8-more pwaying...need to get in as much as possibow before being wocked up tomorrow
9:45-nite nite dub dub time...whenever I hear this I immediatly get VERY tired
ten firty-after scratching and bunching for the last forty five minutes, I have finaway made my bed
Ten firty five-I'm hungry..I fink I will go get some food
10:50-mommy I need back up
11:30-hmm..I fink I want to pway...with my squeaky bone
12-I'm hungry..time for midnight snack again..
thats it! Any questions?
HEY...Sannican what do you fink you're doing?!?! I'm a wittle mad right now because the seahawks wost in over time...this is ridiculous. ANyways I could easiwy erase every fing sannican just wrote, but I fought you might want to see how stupid she is. Anyways I fink I am gonna go...Aunt Smeggs is about to weave and I need to give her my best puppy dog eyes so she will give me a bag of Top Ramen..it's my favorite...Wike Papa wike son...
I miss you mama and papa
Kingston Maurie
Aunt Smeggs awso brought her camera home. You can tell how upset I was over the whole situation. Anyways Sannican got a "cupid" costume. Here's her costume
But when gwramma found my costume, she awso found fozzies old devil costume. It didn't fit him very well..it was a wittle too big...weird though..it fits sannican perfectwy
If you are wondering what I'm doing, I am actuawy trying to figure out the best way to chomp on her...Sometimes when she has this costume on, I wike to bite the horns and pull back to strangle her. only for a little bit. I awso wike to bite the back of her cape and pull forward. Its pretty funny to watch her try and get out. Anyways...when she has this costume on..she get a wittle frustrated because she can't walk, cause she always steps on her cape...so this next picture was an example of how she gets it off...wet me remind you that at the beginning of the flash her costume was all the way on...by the end of the flash this is what she looked like
Anyways ...enough of dumb dumb...Fozzie awso got dressed up...as a football pwayer...good thing it was onwy hawwoween....if he were ever a real footbawl pwayer he'd probabwy be dead by now...or running off the field and never stopping..scaredy dog.
This picture was mid bark...cause he barks so much cause he's awlways scared. Anyways I fink I might take a break from this writing to watch the rest of the seahawks game...its tied and in overtime..pretty sure fozzie is about to pee his fur because gwramma keeps yewwing...anyways I'll be back...
Kingston has officowy been hacked...by me...sannican. Anyways...well...I wanted to tell everyone about ME...my name is Sandy, otherwise known as Sannican by that big brown thing...he's my favorite. Ummm....well...I fink I will tell you what it is wike to wive in the wife of sannican.
midnight: Time for my midnight snack...jump down from the bed, get food, then wine until mommy wakes up and puts you on the bed.
1 am: bad dream..time to wake mommy up
free am: I have to go potty now! Wake up mommy
four firty: Winzy wakes up, which means kingston wakes up and we are reunited..I wuv it
four forty five: time for my morning sprints up and down the house
four fifty five: Keep away from mommy so I am not wocked up...
5:01-I'm wocked up for eternity..but communication wif kingston is still possibow...frew scratching at the door
8am-I have to go potty
8:01-not anymore!
uhh...
noon: I'm hungry
12:15 Time for my afternoon nap
two firty: I have to go potty again...
two firty one-Time for my after afternoon nap
five firty: MOMMIES HOME!!! My favorite part of the day..cause I awso get reunite wif kingston..we get frown outside though..until about five forty five...it's pointwess to put us out though...cause mommy doesn't know I went potty five minutes before she got home
Five forty Five: Time to pway for all the time I missed while wocked up for eternity. This incwudes Basketball...pwaying wif the growler (fozzie)...chewing on various objects found on the fwoor...my favorite being winzy's shoes...her new high heels are my favorite.
7 pm-DInner time...if mom remembers...
7:15...I have to go potty..
8-more pwaying...need to get in as much as possibow before being wocked up tomorrow
9:45-nite nite dub dub time...whenever I hear this I immediatly get VERY tired
ten firty-after scratching and bunching for the last forty five minutes, I have finaway made my bed
Ten firty five-I'm hungry..I fink I will go get some food
10:50-mommy I need back up
11:30-hmm..I fink I want to pway...with my squeaky bone
12-I'm hungry..time for midnight snack again..
thats it! Any questions?
HEY...Sannican what do you fink you're doing?!?! I'm a wittle mad right now because the seahawks wost in over time...this is ridiculous. ANyways I could easiwy erase every fing sannican just wrote, but I fought you might want to see how stupid she is. Anyways I fink I am gonna go...Aunt Smeggs is about to weave and I need to give her my best puppy dog eyes so she will give me a bag of Top Ramen..it's my favorite...Wike Papa wike son...
I miss you mama and papa
Kingston Maurie
Thursday, September 27, 2007
My new sister
So I have decided that Sanican is no longer an auntie, but instead she is now my sister. Here are some concrete details as to why I have now decided to call her my sister.
1. I wiv wif her just like my papa wived with my aunties
2. I pick on her wike a sister, but it's just broverly luv
3. I am older than her and that is weird for me to call her my auntie if she is younger
4. She sticks her head in my mouf and I don't wet just anyone do that
5. I wuv her lots so she is my sister
6. I share my bubbles wif her
7. I share my room wif her when gramma and grampa weave
8. Since I no wonger have Mr. Who I need a sibwing, you don't want to raise a spoiled brat of an only child would you?
That is all the reasons I can think of right now, but with this being said, my final thoughts are this...listen closely mama and papa...if I get to move back in wif you when you come home then Sanican is coming wif me. If you don't wike this then I'm sorry I'm going to have to wiv wif my aunties then because they said this was okay wif them. Sanican wuvs you wots, not as much as me, but she wuvs you guys wots and is very excited to be my sister I cannot wet her down and weave her. Anyways I wuv you bofe very much and miss you. Sanican and I cannot wait to see you!
Wuv,
Your favorite son!
RIP Mr. Who
1. I wiv wif her just like my papa wived with my aunties
2. I pick on her wike a sister, but it's just broverly luv
3. I am older than her and that is weird for me to call her my auntie if she is younger
4. She sticks her head in my mouf and I don't wet just anyone do that
5. I wuv her lots so she is my sister
6. I share my bubbles wif her
7. I share my room wif her when gramma and grampa weave
8. Since I no wonger have Mr. Who I need a sibwing, you don't want to raise a spoiled brat of an only child would you?
That is all the reasons I can think of right now, but with this being said, my final thoughts are this...listen closely mama and papa...if I get to move back in wif you when you come home then Sanican is coming wif me. If you don't wike this then I'm sorry I'm going to have to wiv wif my aunties then because they said this was okay wif them. Sanican wuvs you wots, not as much as me, but she wuvs you guys wots and is very excited to be my sister I cannot wet her down and weave her. Anyways I wuv you bofe very much and miss you. Sanican and I cannot wait to see you!
Wuv,
Your favorite son!
RIP Mr. Who
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Bubbowls!!!
SO the uffer day Aunt Smeggs was moving out of the house to go back to skool and she was putting some stuff on the table and she found this bottle of bubbowls...the kind you bwow and they pop. Well...wittle did she know I WUV bubbowls. OH my gosh..they are so fricken cool!! Anyways she started bwowing them and I pwayed with them and bit then and chomped them..but then I needed some water cause they didnt taste very well...anyways that was my story..theres a picture of me and sanican pwaying wif them to go awong with the story. I miss you mama and papa my bottom...
Kingston Maurie
Kingston Maurie
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Happy birfday mama
So yesterday was my mama's birfday. Everyone say happy birfday to my mama! I made a cake for her and ate all of it for her. Actuawy I wanted to send it to her in africa but grandpa and gramma and my aunties said i cant, that is why i hate them right now. Actuawy I fink I'm just going thru my terrible 2s. Or maybe i'm not a bad dog at all and i just wiv wif mean people that don't luv me so maybe my mama and papa should just come home...and maybe they should just come home now! Actuawy maybe im just mad because aunt smeg wegs is weaving soon for school and i'm going to miss her wike i miss my mama....and sometimes papa. Actuawy maybe i'm just mad because my other auntie is so busy with schooooooooool (i hate schools, they take everyone from me) that she doesn't spend time wif me anymore. Actuawy maybe i'm just cranky.
Monday, September 3, 2007
Cheeeeeessseee!
So I fink mama and papa wike wooking at me, so I went fru aunt winzy's wap top and found my favorite pictures of myself so mama and papa can wook at me. I hope you wuv vem mama and papa!
This is me sticking my head out of the window because I want to go for a ride.
This is me pwaying wif uncle Jim. I actually jumped out to him!
Oh ya know just anover picture of my good side
I fought this one shows the half bwack in me pretty well.
Yup me and Sanican, she fowwows me wherever I go
I can be very proper if I want to be...see mama and papa I'm a good dog, so come home to me!
Whoops, how did this one get in there? Well this was when I accidentawy got into the garbage, Aunt Winz was not happy about this one. Almost not as happy as the time I ate the entire package of oreos, or the box of uncooked hamburger helper noodles or the time...actuawwy I fink I have some more pictures to show you...
This is my mama and papa with my broffers and sisters, can you beweave they visited my rewatives wifout me?
And this is my broffer that my mama and papa visited
And this is my other broffer
Well that is all for my favorite pictures of me. I hoped you wiked them mama and papa. Wuv you!
Wuv,
Your son who wives miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away, come home!
P.S. RIP Mr. Who
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