Guess who's back?

...back again...Kingston's back...tewl a friend. Yes that's right! I'm back...and there's a new wittle one in town. He goes by the name of Brayby and I reawwy don't wike him. I don't know what kind of animaw he is, but he wooks a wot wike a mini papsa, wif a hint of momsa..but not too much cause he's a boy. But I reawwy don't see what the big fuss (no pun intended) is about. He doesn't feed himself, he can't walk, he can't even speak and scare off predators wike me. He's awake at the wrong times and makes mamsa and papsa get outta bed and makes papsa reawwy cranky.

I have to tip toe around this wittle fing and when he's sweeping and someone rings the doorbell I'm not supposed to bark? I don't get these ruwes. I can't chomp him eiver...which is what I would wuuuuv to do.

Wet me tell you about my wife before this wittle terror came into my wife. Well Mamsa started growing a watermelon in her bewwy and she stayed home every day wif me. We got coffee and treats at our favorite coffee stand, and watched movies and pwayed wif my chuck it. Every day, me and mamsa. Then one earwy morning mamsa and papsa weft in the middle of the night and weft me by my wonesome. Grandma saved me cause I had to go potty and I swept at her house...and then the next day mamsa and papsa brought Brayby home. The end of the rest of my wife. I no wonger get wuv..my aunties come over and barewy pay attention to me. They just "wuuuv Brayby" and want to squeeze him and kiss him...while I want the same fing..but nooooo I'm just in the way and too woud and too big to sit on your wap.

A few fings I wike about Brayby....

1. He goes well wif mashed potatoes (and Brayby)

...I may have to fink harder on that more..I can't fink of anyfing else at the moment...

And just to cwarify I onwy go into his room once in a while a night to check and see if he's been shipped to Africa yet...

Anyways I know it's been awhile and I haven't updated my bwog in wike 14 years now, so I hope you enjoyed it..I know I sure did..I needed to rant about stupid Brayby...anyways its off to bed..SWEEPOVER!