Uh oh..spaghetti-o's

Well uhh...before I begin my story wet me remind you mama and (pwease don't) papa (my bottom) that it has been a very wong time since I have done this.

Well uhh..it all begins Friday night when Gwramma and Aunt Smegg Weggs were out at Sumners tawent show.

Gwramma had made a reawy good roast for dinner and because Aunt Smeggs got home so wate they were in a rush to get out the door and get to Sumner. Well they weft the roast out on the counter and I reawy reawy tried not to eat it but it just smelled SO GOOD! Well uhh I'm not very good at wying, so when Gwramma and Aunt Smeggs got home they knew something was wrong.



It took them a while to realize what was missing (cause I didnt weave a crumb on the fwoor) but then Gwramma said..." There wasn't any roast left on that plate was there." I was caught. So of course Gwramma got mad at me....(But of course I am smiwing cause I am such a good charmer)

Gwramma forgot all about it cause I was being so cute...

And wawa...before you know it..Gwramma compwetwy forgot about it...:-D

And now we're best fwriends again
Wuv you mama and (pwease don't) papa (my bottom),

Kingston M.

P.S. Wet me just remind you once more mama and (pwease don't) papa (my bottom) that this was the first time this year that I have eaten somefing off the counter

MTV called me up and wanted a tour of my "Krib"

Welcome to my Krib

Wet's start wif my favorite part...the toys

These two are my favorites...Meet Snickers and Sandy

This is where the magic happens...the wuv sack

Welcome to my kitchen..anuver one of my favorite pwaces

Whats a kitchen wifout food..I'm a pretty simple dog sticking to a diet of dog food and water, wif the occasional scooby snack

Welcome to the Wiving room..no pwaying is awwowed in here...Gwramma says "I just vacuumed you guys and you're gonna leave paw prints everywhere"...frankwy I wike to call it "faux paw" Gwramma.

I am pretty spoiled...welcome to my hair sawon. If you were wondering how I am so handsome you are wookin at it...the furr furr furrminator. I'm in heaven whenever my aunties furminate me.

This is my jungle. I'm "King of the Jungle" at my Krib. I have acctuawy set up defense mechanisms all around the perimeter called wand mines that gwramma keeps stepping on and detonating them prematurewy.

This is where all my homie's stay when they come over...its my two story guest dog house. Now, wets go out front and take a wook at all my whips.

These whips are onwy used for special occasions wike going to the park or picking up mama and papa from the airport or going to bwuuuue wake This is my everyday summer ride. I wike to ghost ride the whip on this golf cart. Maybe next summer mama and papa will see me do it.
Of course 0ne of my most frequented whip is my weash seen here...yes its wightning bwue... And of course we can't forget about my crate. Sometimes I miss riding in it so much I just way in it just because

Well now you've seen my crib but I've got to go pway chuck-it wif my aunties so I fink it's time for you to weave now...