Wack-a-sannican

Well uh..Have you ever pwayed wack-a-mole? Well I wike to pway wack-a-sannican. She hides in between the recwiner and the table and then runs out and I wike to wack her wif my paw and then she runs backwards back into her hiding spot. Then she comes out again and I wack her again and she hides... this goes on for about 5 minutes until she runs on the other side of the recwiner and I can't wack her anymore. Anyways I fink I'm writing so many bwogs cause I just want to wet everyone know that mama and papa are coming home in 41 hours and 17 minutes...and I'm so freakin excited.

Wuv you mama and papa

Your wuving son
Kingston M.

Guess what?

Aunt Smeggs walked in wif a bag of how-o-peen-yo chips...you know what that means?!?! Papa's coming home....mama better be wif him...

Can't a bruvver get some sweep?

Well uh... I decided that wast night I would sweep in gwrammas room cuz..well uh..aunt winz moved out, and now I'm a wittle wonewy in the room by myself. So Gwramma sets up my bed all nice for me and I way down trying to get comfy and go to sweep. Well that wasn't gonna happen anytime soon. Sannican was so excited for me to be sweeping in the same room that she couldn't sweep. I sometimes have that effect on people and fings wike sannican. So as I was waying down she wanted to come pway wif me and she wanted food and she just kept getting up all night wong...she was so distracted...and awso..she is a brat. She gets up and down all night wong, so Fozzie (scaredy dog) goes up and ways by gwrammas head cuz he wikes to snuggle (hmm..) but then sandy goes and lays down up by gwrammas head, but everytime she does it, she sits on fozzie so he freaks out and gets up and weaves...it happens every night. So I finawy fall asweep and well uh...sometimes I snore...so stupid sannican decides to go and stand at the end of gwrammas bed and just stare at me...man...that was pretty scary when I woke up. She was just staring at me. Stupid sannican. Anyways just fought I would wet you all know how I've been..and how stupid sannican is doing.

Wuv you mama and papa,

Kingstom M.

R.I.P. Mr. Who